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[disownedbytime]

Hello? ... Oh, hi! What's the story, morning glory? ... Really? How fascinating! ... haha just kidding, this is my magic box, I'm not here right now! Did I fool you? You have to let me know. Anyway, I'll get back to you!

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[ohmylord]

um

do you REELY MEEN THAT???

[This conversation has taken a turn.]

but were both girls?????

[disownedbytime]

Of course I mean it! But if you don't date girls, that's okay too. I can put my genius tactical brain to good use playing matchmaker and finding you a guy to date instead!

[ohmylord]

i meen

back home that reely wasnt a thing peepul did

at leest not ware other peepul could see

i meen i do get that peepul do that here, thace ended up moving in with mr durante after mr durantes boyfreind went home and he was on the rebowned and theyre both boys

and i think shinobu also lieks boys

but back home i just only dated boys

[She feels like maybe you're supposed to only pick one or the other???]

also i dont think im up to doing anything seeryus???

liek ive dated a lot but a lot of the dates i went on i went on in middle skool and i no thats different than dating in hi skool or college

[Which is a tiny bit of why she and Kirishima didn't work out. Because they were slightly incompatible when it came to dating expectations.]

[disownedbytime]

Huh. I don't actually know how people date where I'm from. Or who I dated. If I ever dated anyone! I have no idea. So don't worry, I don't know what I'm doing at all haha! We could just give it the ol' college try together, if you're up for it.

[ohmylord]

i meen ive never dated a girl before

but um yeah we could do that

honestly middle skool dating is alot liek hanging out with freinds only yor doing it alone with a boy and he holds yor hand and puts his arm arownd yor sholders and stuff

and also he kisses yu

but in middle skool nice boys dont slip yu tung until yuve gon steady for a WHILE

[disownedbytime]

Ooh, I can do those things! Hold your hand and put my arm around you and maaaaaybe even kiss you if we're feeling it. Just a big ol' smooch. Or just a small one, to start out with. You really gotta build up to the GOOD smooches, you know?

Which is basically exactly what you said, I think.

So it's a date! Yay! Where should we go? And when?

[ohmylord]

um. good kwestchun

me and shinobu are on sevii now so i dunno maybe wen we get back to kanto/johto

or maybe if yu end up in sevii?

[Claudia thinks maybe having a little time to prepare would be a good idea. She is very much not prepared for any of this.]

[disownedbytime]

We're just hanging out in Goldenrod mostly, so I could hop on Suitcase and surf on over to the islands or we could wait until you come back, whatever floats your boat! Maybe literally hahaha!

[ohmylord]

um let me think im not sure what kind of date stuff yu can do in sevii

maybe ill ask thace i no he went here with mr durante once for mr durantes birthday

then ill get back to yu

[disownedbytime]

Okay! Maybe I'll ask Leo and Fitz for some advice, too. OH YEAH gossip time! Did you know that Leo and Fitz are dating now?

[ohmylord]

no i did not no that

i didnt no leonardo dated boys but i gess that makes sense given how pretty some of the boys he painted are

his st john the baptist is really pretty

[disownedbytime]

Oh you don't even know the half of it! He sketches SO many pretty boys. All the time. I don't know who John is, but if Leo painted him and actually finished the whole painting, he really must have been a hottie worth staring at for hours!

[ohmylord]

hes a guy from the bible? liek i think an important one probably

were not a SUPER relijus family but i think st john dunked jesus under water or sumthing

anyway that means he lived a super long time ago even longer ago than leonardo did

so the painting wasnt of the REEL st john but a guy leonardo was having pose/model as him

but yeah he was REELY pretty